October 2010
2 posts
September 2010
2 posts
August 2010
3 posts
July 2010
9 posts
Don’t Kanye me. Or I’ll Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your mother.
The 6 Worst Jobs Ever (Were Done by Children)
Posting this in parts…..
Kids have it nice here in the future. What with their hover boards, hover ponies and hover sexting. They get their whole lives handed to them on a silver platter (that hovers).
It wasn’t always so easy. Back in the day, people had only one reason to produce offspring: To force them to do the abhorrently awful work no grown person would dare to. And if you...
Hello Lebron….goodbye $10 tickets.
June 2010
5 posts
iPhone 4 disappointments
I have a 3G (until Thursday!) and you can’t change the background behind your apps!? What the hell!?
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I’d be the board if you were the saw. Even if I am broken in the end, at least we were together for that one instant…
May 2010
14 posts
Even though I still love LOST, and I loved the season finale, but this video is hilarious.
Cool Street Art →
I’m an hour away from having a “BS” degree.
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formspring.me
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April 2010
21 posts
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Why are you so gay and constantly committing acts...
lol let me see….Adrian. I’m not the one that goes to “PBGay.” Tell Kiko I said what’s up.
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Do you believe in America?
Yes?
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What is the meaning of life oh great guru of the...
Ask google.
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When is the iPhone 4G coming out? And yes, I'm the...
As far as the totem pole in Apple…I’m all the way at the bottom when it comes to getting confidential information. How the hell should I know!?
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do you drink? what do you think about people who...
Yes I do drink but I drink responsibly. I don’t find anything wrong with it. As long as you drink and are wise about the way that you handle yourself then it’s fine. But binge drinkers are stupid and they screw it up for everyone! Everyone is entitled to their opinion…as long as it’s the same as mine. No but seriously, if you think drinking is wrong then don’t drink...
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quick one. What is 'rangtang'?
lmao! Ok this is certainly a person from high school and if you are asking me this question, it’s cause you already know the answer…or maybe because it has happened to you. If it’s the second, I’m sorry and use plenty of ice.
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What would your perfect day or week consist of if...
Murder…..just straight up murder…..every day of the week….except Sunday. I would rest on sunday.
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Who let the dogs out? Or I guess whom.
Interesting question. “Who” and “whoever” are subjective pronouns; “whom” and “whomever” are in the objective case. As simple and important as that distinction is, many people have difficulty deciding on the proper usage of “who” and “whom” in sentences. The two sentences below illustrate the easy usage in which “who” is clearly the subject and “whom” is clearly the object. In such simple cases,...
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do you believe that humans are fundamentally evil,...
lol I just started watching Lost and I don’t think I’m there yet but I think humans are fundamentally good. Not everyone is a Ted Bundy or Ted Kaczynski. Only people named Ted are evil. No seriously, I believe that everyone has a part of themselves that they choose to keep private but that doesn’t make you bad.
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i'm amish.
I doubt it. If you were then you wouldn’t be using a computer, nonetheless be on the internet. You can’t fool me!!!!!
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if u could havechanged 1 thing about ur life what...
I’m not sure. I don’t dwell in my regrets. Sure there are things that I shouldn’t have done but what’s in the past is in the past.
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ben!! I loved your video response! Learned stuff...
thanks!
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You're awesome :) you always make me laugh
Thanks. I am awesome. Next question.
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Who do you think would win in a race: ron jeremy...
It depends….1970’s Rom Jeremy or modern Ron Jeremy? Also, Danny Devito in Casino or Danny Devito in Home Alone?
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why does that kid Patrick look like you?
You are getting it all wrong….Patrick is SO much cooler then me, so in this case, I look like him.
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