Ben's Bodacious Blog: Archive

Dec 31st

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Dec 28th

Everytime a customer says iTouch instead of iPod Touch, a little part of me dies inside…..

Dec 26th

sooooo

been thinking of piercing my ears for the heck of it just to see how it looks for little while. should i do it?

Ben: you should absolutely do it! Then you can wear Chonga hoops

Dec 26th

Dec 24th

Politics Explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s...

Dec 23rd

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Grades...

I am so surprised by my grades this semester. I thought I was going to do much worse! I got 3 B’s and 2 A’s. I definitely did not deserve them, but unlike an average human being, I don’t feel any shame or remorse. I will take something that I don’t deserve.. :-)

Dec 23rd

Dec 22nd

time to get big!

papiineek: Went to the school gym with lil bro. I wish my car broke down. Being taken in his car is always fucking awesome. We jam to a lot of shload of stuff. We have to be the coolest car in the streets when WE ROLL. I wish you would come to the gym with me…..douche

Dec 22nd

When God breaks into your life, it is as if you are lifted up and plunked down in a new spiritual neighborhood. To your friends, you appear unaltered. You still part your hair on the left side and speak with the same slight lisp. But you know, if no one else does, that your thoughts and ambitions and loves—your soul—have moved to a new zip code. You’re not in Kansas anymore.

Dec 21st

Dec 19th

The new Iron Man 2 trailer is available at apple.com/trailers. It looks SICK!!!

Dec 18th

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Dec 15th

Dec 14th

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Hester Prynne is such a slut….

Dec 13th

Nervousness

I am a semester away from graduating and in front of me, I see two huge decisions that I need to make that will shape the rest of my life. I am really nervous about them. I don’t know why, but I hate change…(maybe that’s why I didn’t vote for Obama) I am afraid of the world in front of me. These two HUGE decisions are scaring me so much that I am actually considering Grad...

Dec 11th

Watch

He kind of sings like Jason Mraz….emphasis on kinda….but he’s cute nonetheless.

Dec 10th

Watch

He sings like a girl, but inside…he’s just a woman.

Dec 10th

This is impossible...

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off of the floor and spin it in a clockwise direction. Now draw a number “6” with your right hand in the air. Your foot will change directions….and there’s nothing you can do about it!!!!

Dec 8th

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Crazy English

1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8. A bass...

Dec 8th